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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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