kieran is a homosexual

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

I love alchohol!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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