- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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