A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

what came first the chicken or the chips

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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