A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Did you know? . You already know!

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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