Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's one plus one? two.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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