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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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