What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Women's professional sports

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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