Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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