- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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