Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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