A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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