- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than this That :(

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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