- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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