- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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