- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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