- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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