A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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human centipede

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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PIED NINNY!

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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hi charles lattuca III

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