So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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