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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

being sober in a bar fight

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What is the name of the car? What

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Boxing on Boxing Day

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

CFL

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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