- Anti Joke

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.