- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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