- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Sloths

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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