- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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