Chicken

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ejaculation JLR

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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