- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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