- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Bitch

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

knock knock whos there? nobody

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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