- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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