What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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