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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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