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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Justin Beiber

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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