roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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