- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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