Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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VITAMIN C!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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