A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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