Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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