- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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