What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Anti Joke

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