- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Male leadership.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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