- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Golf.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a black man? A person

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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