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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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