What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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