Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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