- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Women deserve equal rights.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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