Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Justin with a hat.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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