Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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were you expecting a joke

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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