- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Poker? I barely even know her.

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