- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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