- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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