Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Democracy.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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