- Anti Joke

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

quantum physics?

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Charlie Sheen

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.