- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

How did the black person die? Of old age

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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