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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok