A black man walks out of a police station

A dog is always in the pushup position.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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