- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 7

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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