- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How old are you? 7

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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