- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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