- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

whats green and slimy? green slim

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Chris Bosh's neck

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Please don't shoot me

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

im not black, im Joseph Kony

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