Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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