- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

My children are mistakes

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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