- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

So a baby seal walks into a club.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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