- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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