- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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