What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Katy Perry

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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