What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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