ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

PIED NINNY!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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