Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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black people

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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