- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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