- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

I hate blackniggers

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

If you have a stroke, call 000

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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