- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Women's Rights Movement

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

hi michael

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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