- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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