- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What? Yes.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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