Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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WNBA

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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