- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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