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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.