- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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