- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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