- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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