The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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