what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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