- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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