What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A women in the kitchen.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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