what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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I was watching Fox news.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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