- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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