why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Male leadership.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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