Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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a man makes a bad joke

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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