- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

my penis

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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