- Anti Joke

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

the economy.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage