what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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