Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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knock knock go away

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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