A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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