Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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