When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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