- Anti Joke

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention