- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Women's professional sports

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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