- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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