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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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