Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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