Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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